Quotes to (hopefully) make you smile.

These are quotes from famous ladies. If you can't laugh, what is there?





"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
her up with cookies."
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"The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70."
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-


"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows."

-Janette Barber-


"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

-Lily Tomlin-



"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."

-Carrie Snow-



"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends."

-Laurie Kuslansky-



"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint."

-Erma Bombeck-



"Old age ain't no place for sissies."

-Bette Davis-



"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."

-Rhonda Hansome-



"The phrase "working mother" is redundant."

-Jane Sellman-



"Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

-Charlotte Whitton-



"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart."

-Caryn Leschen-



"I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at
once."

-Jennifer Unlimited-



"If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be horrible warning."

-Catherine-



"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them."

-Sue Grafton-



"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country."

-Elayne Boosler-


"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."

-Maryon Pearson-



"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything
done, ask a woman."

-Margaret Thatcher-



"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career."

-Gloria Steinem

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission."

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Have a terrific day!